Stupid Hypotheticals - Any FM or GT Car

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01/03/2014 at 00:04 • Filed to: None

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You can have any of the " real " cars you've owned in-game from either Forza or Gran Turismo. Any iteration of either game, so long as the car is what you'd call real while making air quotes around the word including Horizon and Prologue (why, right?). But, as always, there's a catch and this one is that you can't sell the car because it has zero value. By some work of Car God magic, if you ever try to sell or part with the car it'll turn to dust and blow up your asscrack where it'll fester and annoy until your dying day.

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Authors Edit: Here's my answer -

In Forza 4 I built an E39 M5 that I just loved. It'd been swapped, had the V10 from the E60 and sported a pair of turbo chargers. I'm not at home, to load the game and check the specs and/or post a crappy TV to potato pic, but I think it made just over 600 horse power. I had it geared so it'd pull all the way to 200 down the straight at Le Mans and tuned the suspension just right. My good friend, he painted this beautiful two tone (black and silver) on it and it still has that paint. That'd be the car I'd pick because it'd be friendly daily and able to transport four at speed, in luxury.


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! . . > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:06

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I'd probably just go for a nice, stock Ford GT. I had quite a few of those in GT5.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:07

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STi.


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:08

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Any of the absurd R34 variations with insane horsepower from GT5 because unattainable JDM as fuck right hand drive suck it american import laws (assuming i would be able to license and drive it on the street)


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:10

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Aston Martin V12 Zagato (Forza Horizon).

Because dead fucking sexy. And Aston. And Zagato. And dead fucking sexy.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:10

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Weird. Mobile double post.

Ok post #2!!! Uh after the AM V12 Zagato, I think I would go with... Uh... Hmmm... Nissan R390 road car.


Kinja'd!!! N/A POWAAAHH > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:11

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I'd have to take my FMDL-spec R34


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:14

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I think I'll take an SV if I don't have to pay for keeping it going, but if I do, I'll take a 135i.


Kinja'd!!! TyFc3s-A car hating millennial > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:15

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650hp 13b-rew (third gen motor) bridgeport mazda rx3 from forza horizon. id probably just square out the inner wheel wells to put a 10 inch tire in the back and rock the hell out of it because its a 0 (well probably 200) mile '73 Rx3!! with minty interior!

You really had to be careful and roll onto the power to keep the car from throwing you into the nearest wall.. and i wouldnt have it any other way! (id turn the boost down until i got used to the car lol)

Dammit, now i have to play horizon again!


Kinja'd!!! Racing Archivist > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:15

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I am a simple creature, all I want is a Subaru Wagon that makes over 300 bhp


Kinja'd!!! Mike > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:16

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McLaren F1 - preferably my tuned #32 Stealth Model from GT6. Because it literally does not get cooler than an F1.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:22

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I know everyone expects me to say a rally car here, but I'd take my McLaren F1. Seating to terrorize two passengers instead of just one


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Team6.1
01/03/2014 at 00:23

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Why? Because I can.

Like it.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Gamecat235
01/03/2014 at 00:24

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I'd take the R390 ahead of the Zagato, myself.


Kinja'd!!! daender > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:25

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Oooooh...tough one...

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Nevermind, instantly the 1969 Dodge Charger Daytona Hemi from Forza 3 and 4. Mods...full roll cage, 6-speed transmission, wide rubber slicks all around on some classic Cragars 16 inch wheels, race brakes, race suspension, race sway bars, and just about every engine mod to turn that engine to a Nascar monster. Oh, and paint the car in black with a silver wing.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:26

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Can't argue that. But I love the AM V12Z. I think it's the sexiest car since the Early 70s.


Kinja'd!!! McChiken116 - Patrick H. > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:29

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Easy, Aston One-77. Beautiful, and a V12 monster


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:30

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Audi R8 is always the answer for me.

The batshit crazy 800 hp one I had in GT5 would be interesting


Kinja'd!!! KillerRaccoon - Group J's Sébastien Loeb > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:33

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599 GTO twin turbo.


Kinja'd!!! Ian Duer (320b) > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:52

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TVR Speed 12. No question.

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It's ugly. It's loud. It's downright cartoonish. It almost comes off as a Viper: Spinal Tap edition in my mind. 11/10 would hoon.


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:55

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I really like my fleet of R8's from GT5 and GT6. but one of my main goals since GT4 has been picking up one of this as early as I can.

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So if I forced to one and only one it would be the Aston Martin DB9.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Ian Duer (320b)
01/03/2014 at 00:57

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I still can not believe that this was a car that was made. I mean, in quantities limited to racers and one road car, but that still boggles the mind.


Kinja'd!!! Ian Duer (320b) > Bad Idea Hat
01/03/2014 at 01:21

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Batshit actualized is the best kind of batshit.


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:32

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My 037 from Forza Horizon (the exact one pictured). It is fully tuned for S-Class rallying. About 575 horsepower and handling that leaves all my other S-Class cars in the dust. It is my favorite car across all racing games.


Kinja'd!!! hollanddjw 1 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 06:40

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A fully upgraded Sierra Cosworth. Not the prettiest car or the easiest to manage (500 hp on 235s) but the most exciting to drive that I've come across.


Kinja'd!!! WNX > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 06:50

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I'd go with Mazda 787B Race Car '91.

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Because race... Nevermind.

Second choice would be Nissan Skyline GT-R V-Spec'93.

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Photos credit: GTPlanet


Kinja'd!!! Burt > Lets Just Drive
01/04/2014 at 10:31

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Hmm, that is a tough one. Right now I have an 800 hp CTS-V in GT6 that I would love to have in real life, as well as the GT86 "racing." I know it isn't in the same game series, but way back when in the first Need for Speed Most Wanted, I had an RX-8 that I adored .